Marco scours the news for the best criminal stories around.
When you realize your fat a$$ won’t fit down a chimney was a bad idea!
Nothing like being identified by the cops, because you left your teeth in a stolen car!
After hearing these stories should be a good confidence builder!
Get excited Madison, because your life doesn’t suck as much as you thought! Get ready for today’s stupid people in the news stories!
Let the crazies out to play!