If BLANK Was An Olympic Event I Would Gold Medal At It – #TQOTD

The Olympics give medals for lame things like athletics, team sports, and other crap like that. Boring! So, let’s have an Olympics where everything is a sport. What are you winning a gold in?

TEXT QUESTION OF THE DAY:
If ____________ was an Olympic event I would gold medal at it.

  • #TQOTD I would get a gold medal for procrastinating and overthinking. I’m procrastinating cleaning my room, doing laundry and finishing an assignment for school yet overthinking about tackling each of the tasks which leads to getting nothing done.
  • If hitting the snooze button was an Olympic sport I’d win a gold medal at it
  • Creating fabulous manicures! ????
  • Worrying about the kids, cleaning the house, and writing thank you notes.
  • quoting Gilmore Girls anytime, anywhere! “oye with the poodles already!”
  • Couch potato-ing or in proper grammar ???? being a couch potato
  • Anxiety. My anxiety is through the roof right now so I would definitely win lol
  • Rattling off movie quotes or busting out a song that pertains to anything you just said! ????????
  • Showing up to work 30-45 minutes early!
  • Obsessing over how different I wish my life was.
  • Eating a whole package of Oreos, then lying in bed in pain and self loathing with a stomach ache from eating too many Oreos.
  • Being devils advocate! Everyone I know hates it ❤️????????
  • Giving Mom-style hugs ????
  • Eating tacos and margarita drinking
  • Shopping!
  • Hiding sweets!
  • Worrying!????????‍♀️
  • Killing houseplants, lol!
  • Tripping over my own feet or choking on my own spit ????????‍♀️
  • Eating movie theatre popcorn!!
  • No one has even said balloon animals yet????????????
  • Aging ungracefully. And falling on ice.
  • Drinking coffee all day up till bed time.
  • Drinking beer.
  • Eye rolling and annoyed sighs
  • Eating chocolate!
  • Worrying about stupid crap.
  • Eye rolling ????????
  • Swearing.
  • rattling off 80s movies quotes.
  • Binge-watching Netflix
  • Being a smart ass
  • Sleeping
  • Running late
  • Stressing out
  • Overthinking
  • SWB: Burping lol
  • Drinking coffee
  • Procrastinating
  • TQOTD.. If Being a damn good wife and mom were an Olympic sport I’d have a freaking TON of gold medals. This family is SPOILED rotten. ????????????????????????☝️????‍♀️ I should wear my Wonder Women costume 24/7
  • I’d gold medal in trying to make people believe they are better than they believe they are
  • If forgetting everything all the time was an Olympic sport I’d gold medal in it.. I can set my phone down and then 5 seconds later forget where I put it. I’m only 41. Jc man!!!
  • If being a drama attractant was an Olympic event, I would gold medal at it.
  • Anxiety!!! Definetly would win the gold!
  • QOTD: if procrastinating was an Olympic event, I would win a gold medal at it. I’m guilty of getting easily overwhelmed by certain things and I put them off as long as possible.
  • TQOTD: I might win gold in watching anime. I caught up with One Piece pretty fast (over 900 episodes and going)
  • If procrastination was no Olympic event I will be a gold medal winner I will let you know why in a little bit I’m busy right now lol
  • Listening to Connie and Fish every day!!!!
  • If (blank) were an Olympic event…
  • Napping…Oooo…Nobody Naps harder than I. I can nap the H…E…double hockey sticks out of my couch.
  • I can lay down and within 5 minutes be out…
  • I am the best My Kittlings…I can give and cat or dog a run for their treats….
  • I have been practicing my whole life to get the perfect nap….
  • There were times I didn’t think I could do it…
  • I’ve lost so many relationships in my pursuit…
  • But they’ll be sorry when I have Gold draped across my nightstand.
  • If overthinking it was an Olympic sport
  • My hubby started a new job today…yay.
  • TQOTD. If worrying needlessly were an Olympic event, I’d be Michael Phelps.
  • TQOTD: I’m a man comfortable with my sexuality and I would for sure win a gold medal at telling my male friends I love them. Life is too short and we never know when life is going to end. I don’t want the people I love to die without knowing they have someone who loves them. Sorry Fish!
  • Overthinking ???? constantly overthinking everything! -Sydney
  • I would win a gold medal in a triathlon that highlighted tripping spilling and dropping!
  • Answer for the text question of the day: having bad luck….
  • If getting bitched at all the time I would get a gold medal all the time
  • For fill in the blank…I would gold medal in being a doormat 🙁
  • If Mary Jane was an Olympic sport I would totally get gold for it. For growing, smoking, cooking…. I got it ????
  • I would get a gold medal in bargain shopping, when family and friends go shopping they take me with them because we always either get or find a great deal! My sister sometimes hates it because I get to the good deal first????
  • I would totally gold metal in biting my tongue!! So many things that I would love to say but don’t want to hurt anyone’s feeling or start arguments that I just bottle it up and bite my tongue
  • Procrastinating, but I’ll tell you about it later Bwahhh haaaa
  • QOTD: If being a “Karen” was an Olympic event, I’d definitely be in the running, according to my children. My problem with this is that now I’m self-conscious about speaking up for decent service. It’s like an individual just has to accept sub-standard service or rude people or risk being ridiculed.
  • TQOTD: If Kegel Exercise was an Olympic event I would gold medal at it. #baloonanimals
  • If drinking cranberry juice was an Olympic event I’d definitely medal. My colon is basically a Pearl now.
  • If breastfeeding was an Olympic sport I’d have a gold medal. I spend more of my time nursing my little babe than not when I’m with her and when not together pump often! She is a chubby wubby so it’s working and its flowing well!
  • If being a lesbian was a sport more than a gold medal ???? when my girlfriend says her last orgasm made her eyes want to pop out