You’ve Been Kidnapped and 30 Minutes Later Your Kidnapper Drops You On The Side Of The Street Because You Can’t Stop Talking About What? – #TQOTD

I was bouncing around on reddit yesterday afternoon and I saw this weird hypothetical. It was funny as we talked about it in the studio. Loved your responses!

TEXT QUESTION OF THE DAY:
You’ve Been Kidnapped and 30 Minutes Later Your Kidnapper Drops You On The Side Of The Street Because You Can’t Stop Talking About What? – #TQOTD

  • OMG I have literally told my daughter that her kidnappers would only have her for 30 minutes because SHE DOES NOT SHUT UP. So it would be anything but probably volleyball or Chik-Fil-A. Then she would tell them they are boring. She needs her phone. Can we do a tik tok video?
  • Married at First Sight
  • My kids
  • How much Tom Brady is not the goat.
  • Taylor Swift
  • How I was in quarantine for the whole month of April, because my Husband (as of April 3) have me covid and then my kids had covid and I had to teach them but they fell behind cause I wanted to sleep, and I glad he kidnapped me cause now I can have adult conversation
  • My dogs, how much I love Bob’s Burgers.
  • My animals
  • Fall Out Boy I’d name every song. Tell every useless fact I know. I can go on for hours
  • Probably my three cats,lol. I’m. Obsessed with them.
  • How bad my TMJ hurts ALL the damn time & if he’s going to kill me, take a screwdriver to my jaw
  • All the K-Dramas I have watched on Netflix…
  • Plants and dogs…my daughter’s cancer..my brother died last week.. I have a lot to say
  • The Pandemic, the governor, my grandloves!!
  • The Office, Running, triathlons, how science is real and that they should get their vaccine if they haven’t…
  • I will tell him that we really should be on a tandem bike.
  • Animal Crossing
  • Life experiences
  • Running
  • Alright boys were gonna talk about PERIODS! And every gross disgusting detail about em! Makes my husband wanna barf. So why not!?!
  • Stories..all my stories! I need to write a book!
  • My super cute baby goats
  • This awesome morning show I listen to on 95.7
  • Insurance…I’m an agent…people’s eyes glaze over in less than a minute
  • I would ask them if they were saved and talk about God. I’d move onto singing hymns repeatedly until they let me go.
  • Disney and animals.
  • Crafting… What ever new technique I am working on or whatever YouTube videos I’ve been researching And who has the best supplies
  • Myself
  • The show Supernatural, and how hot Jensen Ackles is
  • My daughter
  • The Hamilton Musical. I’d sing all the songs too.
  • Squirrels
  • Chronic masturbation
  • Either being a furry or my fluffy cats and the legacy of their lineage.
  • Killing bad people.
  • Fabric and books
  • Dogs, old people, books chemo brain … what was I talking about again?
  • My amazing daughter and almost equally amazing boyfriend!
  • My grandkids
  • My cats
  • I like airplanes.
  • Corgis
  • I’m a talker. My brain is like a corn maze. Very random. They just be like she won’t shut up!! Lol
  • X-Files, best of Dana Kathrine Scully and Fox Mulder, and how this pandemic was predicted by Chris Carter and the similarities of the
  • smoking man and Trump. And of course a bit of Harry Potter for the win
  • Rock Hunting
  • Want to see the boils on my feet? Lol Nasty . Talk about all my ailments from A to Z.
  • Probably NASCAR!
  • Goats and chickens!
  • School
  • Real estate
  • Icees
  • How much I miss my dogs lol
  • How much these new gut cleanse pills are making me s***.
  • The pantheon of plant and animal facts I know
  • Early to mid 2000s pop punk/emo
  • Jesus
  • Hunger
  • Either Sam Heughan’s amazing Scottish accent, anything and everything Marvel, OR my excitement about the new Velocicoaster at Universal
  • Birding! About all the birds I chased down and where I found them. And how the rare ones are way out of their territory.
  • My Dungeons & Dragons Character ideas
  • I will randomly jabber, hopping from topic to topic. I could easily go from Climate change to matching mugs to outfits to asking my kidnapper why his socks don’t match his pants to early childhood memories to political hot topics to the finer points of the art of the half double crochet stitch…… and take maaaaaybe 3 pauses to catch my breath the whole time…. what can I say? It’s a gift!
  • Blood, guts and diarrhea… all the wonderful things you see in healthcare!
  • How hungry i am
  • How adorable my 6 month old grandson is and I have photos
  • My kids
  • My dogs
  • If I were brought back by a kidnapper it would be talking about ANYTHING. My family reminds me daily that I talk too much lol. I get to the point where once I see that look on someone’s face of OMG would she shut up I just stop mid sentence. I’m a social butterfly. I like to be nice and social, however, apparently I’m too good at it lol😝😝😂😂
  • I watch a lot of true crime and I’d be talking non-stop about kidnapping cases I’ve seen.
  • I would just talk about how excited I was to have an opportunity and legit reason to miss work have a break from my husband and kids and my daily routine and nobody could accuse me of being lazy or avoiding daily responsibilities
  • Horses. Non-horse people don’t understand this addiction and get really annoyed sick of hearing all all about it
  • I would be dropped off because I can’t stop talking about how my mother in law and sister and laws are mean to me
  • Talking about my family/grandkids
  • I told them about the losers I’ve dated and that’s all I seem to attract.
  • I’d sing. They would toss me out of the car so fast
  • Cats 😂 Or serial killers/true crime & how I could potentially get away with so much because of the amount of podcasts I listen to & shows I watch 😂
  • Top 5ish

  • Witchy things. Just start summoning spirits in the car, and talk in tongues. My eyes are a terrifying blue so I am almost certain it would work. Or they’d kill me sooner and cut their losses.
  • My cat Brad…..
  • I wouldn’t stop talking about BTS and the theories and universe behind all their videos
  • My plants
  • Chickens and how much I love them
  • Gross stuff I’ve seen as a nurse over the years.
  • My hemorrhoids
  • I would not stop talking about how polar bears aren’t actually white. Their fur is clear and transparent like a snowflake.
  • How certain foods give me gas and then go into detail how, etc.
  • I’d critique the way they were kidnapping me. Ya know, the inner Criminal Minds team member that I am…since i’ve seen the entire series 6x over i pretty much am sure id make them angry bc i could’ve done it better.
  • I would just sing the song Baby shark between me being out of tune and the annoying song I would definitely be out of that car fast!