Missed Connections Podcast: Aloha, Let’s Bang

T:Women for Men: Aloha, lets bang

Shaka brother, howzit! My name is Cammie and I just moved here from Maui for work. I’ve been feeling a little homesick and I think my forehead rubbing on your abs might just be the cure. I’m totally into that whole surfer look, which made dating in Hawaii a total cakewalk, but not here in Wisconsin. I caught sight of you at the gym. You had been working out next to some doughy chick.I hope you know you can do better than that (hint hint). Seriously some girls don’t belong in in tight workout clothes. You should see me in mine, come over and I’ll let you spot me! 

K:Men for Women: Time to bring back the Smoking Section (In My Bed)

If she smokes she pokes, and I want you to poke me where it counts. You were my waitress at Denny’s last Saturday, you might remember me as the guy with the tweety bird tattoo on my exposed arms. I hope you got a nice look, because there’s more where that came from. I left my number on the receipt, but I haven’t heard anything from you. I bet you threw it away by accident, hey it happens. You were out on a cigarette break when I left, so don’t think I don’t like you. Girls usually can’t keep off of me, email me and I’ll show you why.  Bring them flapjacks and I’ll show you my grand slam.