If you eat something with a cheese filling you become the thing with the cheese filling…Get it? I could really go for a cheese curd right now, or a cheeseburger or cheese fries or how about fried
There’s a special guilt in ordering pizza when you know you have a frig full of food.
If you are quote on quote only average looking in a town of only good looking people then you are also good looking.
Smelling flowers is smelling plant balls…That’s my favorite word.
No one ever announces when it’s their first rodeo.