Where people are looking for love, but they are to much of a weenie to come up and say anything to you, so that’s why we read them off Craigslist.
T:Women for Men: Aloha, lets bang Shaka brother, howzit! My name is Cammie and I just moved here from Maui for work. I’ve been feeling a little homesick and I think my forehead rubbing on your abs
K:Men for Women: Yo puke gurll wazup You know, I don’t bother with most girls who throw up outside of bars because they are super trashy, but you… you are an angle. Running into you outside that
F4M ICE BUNS You were the cute little thing that fell flat on your face in front of the Hy-Vee the other day. Let me start off by saying I like my men strong. But you, It
M4F – Fiery Red You epitomize the raw visage of a Red Head with your porcelain white skin and Valkyrie likeness torching every inch of my flesh wherein the threshold between pleasure and pain disintegrated to ash
MALE FOR FEMALE “4TH MEAL” You were sitting alone at T-Bell today. I wanted to say something to you but I didn’t want to disturb your delicious lunch. I’d really like to take you out to dinner.