Missed Connections

Missed Connections Podcast: Snarl Snarl Woof & Be My Halloweenie

MISSED CONNECTIONS M:Men for Women: Snarl Snarl Woof I hope I don’t pour my heart out here only to have it be stomped on, that would suck.

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Missed Connections Podcast: Airbags & Coffee Maniac

M: Men for Women: Gorgeous airbags Man all I can think about today is playing with your body. I was driving next to you on the beltline this past

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Missed Connections Podcast: Dad Bod & Vampire Sucks

MISSED CONNECTIONS M:Men for Women: The Grocery Store Vampire I’ve really never been into the whole “goth chick” thing, but you

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Missed Connections Podcast: Hey Hemppants & Hot Ass Friend

M:Men for Women: You and your hot ass friend I’ve always wanted to have a threesome, and maybe you have too. I was just at my regular

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Missed Connections Podcast: Cat Call & Love Me Like Your Doggy

M: Men for Women: The girl who cat called me I have seen some hot girls in my time, but seriously I almost threw up when I saw you. (In a good way)

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Missed Connections Podcast: Tickle Me With Your Beard & Window Shopper

MISSED CONNECTIONS M: Men for Women: Just a Window Shopper Look, I know there is no such thing as the perfect women, I’m a realist about

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Missed Connections Podcast: Boobs Walkin & Calling All Uggos

M: Men for Women: Those Boobs were made for Walkin’ Hey Sweetheart remember me? Of course you do, I remember all those looks you gave me. I

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Missed Connections Podcast: Following That Whale Tail & We Screwed On Your Futon

  Women for Men: We screwed on your futon Being with you felt like I was back in high school. I don’t want you to think i am judging

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Missed Connections Podcast: Skin Like Sandpaper

M: Men for Women: Skin like sand paper I’m not quite sure what you call that skin condition. It was like a bunch of tiny skin colored dots

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